Author Archives: cheesefairy

My Housewifely Duties

Posted on 3/6/2007 by cheesefairy

I now know how long I can live in squalor without feeling motivated to do anything about it: 8 months, 4 days. That’s a remarkably long time. When I had the baby, people / magazines / books said just focus … Continue reading →

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Thai Jasmine: You Eat It

Posted on 3/4/2007 by cheesefairy

Nearly a year ago, we moved to New Westminster with one number scrawled on a napkin: that of Bella Pizza’s New Westminster location. As you probably know, it is crucial to have pizza and beer on moving day and we … Continue reading →

Posted in food, new westminster | 5 Comments

This Chair Ain’t Big Enough for the Both of Us

Posted on 3/1/2007 by cheesefairy

A year ago when I was looking for a nursing chair, I considered a recliner. I thought a recliner would be great because I could sleep in it at the end of my pregnancy when I couldn’t make it up … Continue reading →

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Babies. They’re so Ironic.

Posted on 2/28/2007 by cheesefairy

Every night for the past week Trombone has woken between 10 and 11 pm. Saint Aardvark goes down and tries to get him back to sleep but he fusses until I feed him. (Trombone, not Saint Aardvark.) Then he sleeps … Continue reading →

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Bet He Throws a Great Dinner Party

Posted on 2/28/2007 by cheesefairy

Suddenly realizing I had taken the internet equivalent of a turn down a dark, smelly alley, I backspaced hurriedly & left Dr. Jay Gordon preaching to his followers about how [He] believe[s] that eating cheese is worse than eating candy…[and] … Continue reading →

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