Author Archives: cheesefairy

Renewed

Posted on 4/28/2007 by cheesefairy

You know that feeling when the hangover lifts? You are in a pit of hell of your own making, sludging around in a stinky puddle of bad breath, tasting fragments of conversations you hope you didn’t blunder too badly and … Continue reading →

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I Must Relay

Posted on 4/24/2007 by cheesefairy

Too tired so say much but this. – the cover of the Vancouver Province today read: YES! Now Bring on the Ducks! It’s only by chance that I know they are talking about hockey. I like to imagine what an … Continue reading →

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You Goes for a Walk, You Takes your Chances

Posted on 4/19/2007 by cheesefairy

Dear Vancouver Sun Newspaper, I keep a short list in my head of images I don’t want to see on the cover of a newspaper. This short list includes: – a photo of a man pointing a gun at me. … Continue reading →

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Better Living Through Chemistry

Posted on 4/19/2007 by cheesefairy

One good way to eat fewer sweets is to only eat half a cookie at a time. Oho, you say, easy for you to say but me, when I get a cookie, I have to eat the whole thing! Oho … Continue reading →

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I am Saving You The Trouble

Posted on 4/17/2007 by cheesefairy

Don’t read any sleep books for advice about your kid. Don’t read the Internet. All you do is this. 1. Make plans to meet someone outside your home. Say, for coffee. 2. Put baby down approximately 2 hours before you … Continue reading →

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