Author Archives: cheesefairy

Can’t…Talk…Duck….Racing

Last week sometime I had the brightest idea. “I will take a day off,” I thought. “I deserve a day off. Hell, I deserve two days off. MAKE IT THREE!” Luckily I have 21 days of holidays saved up, plus … Continue reading

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Your Belly Button

I wrote this back in June with the intention of editing it as a birthday post for Trombone, whose birthday, of course, was July 1st. And then I forgot all about it. But it’s all still true. So I’m posting … Continue reading

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We Need More Chins!

I typed a “w” into the title box of this post and a drop-down list of previous titles I’ve typed appeared. I recognized a few but this one, “We Need More Chins!” I have no recollection of it. Why did … Continue reading

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A Stream Of Consciousness Fishing Pole Caught this Awesome Salmon!

I was peeing just now and I thought I should post something and in my head it was all listy and clever 10 things I learned about myself this week or a collection of blue items I own but now … Continue reading

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It Worked for the Windows

When I first returned to work I wrote a wee poem about keeping the skytrain windows shut in warm weather. The NEXT DAY I noticed the windows were shut and they stayed so for a couple of weeks at least. … Continue reading

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