Here’s how it will go:
Me: Hi I’m doing a fundraiser for homeless puppies who lost their parents to simian foamy virus?
Person A: Awwwwww
Person B: SO sad!
Me: Yeah, so would you like to buy a 50/50 ticket? For my fundraiser?
Person A: Sure, I’ll give you some money
Person B: Here is ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!
Me: Right on! The puppies say “woof woof!”
Person A: Awwwwwww
Person B: Poor PUPPIES!
Me: I’ll let you know if you win.
Repeat with random persons until enough money raised to buy
THIS because I need it.