I have Found the Office Christmas Decorations

They were in the closet that houses the water. They consist of:

– a 2 foot fake tree in a spray-painted gold stand,
– a string of lights,
– two large bows with gold string around their middles. They’re not quite red and not quite orange. I guess you could say they are dollar-store red,
– a buttload of little gold bows,
– a buttload of gold spray-painted pine cones,
– two gold star miniature tree ornaments,
– one strand of gold plastic beads,
– one large gold star tree topper.

Off to deck them mofo halls now.