Category Archives: more about me!

Excerpts from My Upcoming Self-Help Book

Posted on 7/20/2008 by cheesefairy

I used to have a card, I think it was a birthday card someone gave me, that said, “Everything I need to know I learned from my dog.” Maybe you know the one. “Smell everything that interests you.” “Eat and … Continue reading →

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My Mind is Currently Occupied With

Posted on 7/7/2008 by cheesefairy

I am almost certain my sinus infection is gone. I took the last little pink pill on Saturday morning and decided not to go back to the clinic for a refill. I had a headache on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, … Continue reading →

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Code Orange Has Been Lifted

Posted on 7/3/2008 by cheesefairy

Yes, I filled the script. (Script…I’m street, yo!) 5 pink antibiotic pills ($27.95) and I’m on day 3. Day 1: Birthday party. Much nose blowing. Much infant waking. Much toddler yelping. Didn’t much notice the colour of snot. Ate cake. … Continue reading →

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Not for the Weak

Posted on 6/30/2008 by cheesefairy

Here’s a word not to google: mucus. I know, most thinking people wouldn’t. But here I am, I have no idea how many weeks now since I first got sick – I mean I think I’ve been sick since Fresco … Continue reading →

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To the Landscaper, His Face Displaying Shock

Posted on 6/6/2008 by cheesefairy

Oh, you’ve never seen a woman in a stained shirt that’s stretched out so far you can see all the way down through her boobs and past her belly button and pants that might have, once upon a midnight scary, … Continue reading →

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