Category Archives: trombone

I Must Relay

Posted on 4/24/2007 by cheesefairy

Too tired so say much but this. – the cover of the Vancouver Province today read: YES! Now Bring on the Ducks! It’s only by chance that I know they are talking about hockey. I like to imagine what an … Continue reading →

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You Goes for a Walk, You Takes your Chances

Posted on 4/19/2007 by cheesefairy

Dear Vancouver Sun Newspaper, I keep a short list in my head of images I don’t want to see on the cover of a newspaper. This short list includes: – a photo of a man pointing a gun at me. … Continue reading →

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I am Saving You The Trouble

Posted on 4/17/2007 by cheesefairy

Don’t read any sleep books for advice about your kid. Don’t read the Internet. All you do is this. 1. Make plans to meet someone outside your home. Say, for coffee. 2. Put baby down approximately 2 hours before you … Continue reading →

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All I Can Say is This

Posted on 4/15/2007 by cheesefairy

As many of you know, any crowing of a parental nature is not to be done on the Internet because then the thing you’re crowing about stops happening. So I offer this completely impartial report LIVE! from SLEEP TEACH 2007! … Continue reading →

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Meditation

Posted on 4/13/2007 by cheesefairy

I hold your head in the crook of my arm while your body stretches across my stomach and your feet rest against my hip. Your hand clenches a wad of my t-shirt. Your mouth is still twitching around the soother. … Continue reading →

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