Category Archives: trombone

Groove

Posted on 4/4/2008 by cheesefairy

On Monday, this past first day of the rest of my life, I panicked. As though I was back in my first few months with a newborn; what do I do now? nothing is fun! send it back! With a … Continue reading →

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Who Needs a Nanny-Cam?

Posted on 3/31/2008 by cheesefairy

If you want to know what your toddler has really been doing at daycare, I recommend the following: 1. Turn on “Treehouse” (Canadian all-kids programming, all the time, except for occasional “sponsored by Pull-Ups” bits) for the first time since … Continue reading →

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One Quick Question Before I Pass Out

Posted on 3/30/2008 by cheesefairy

Who in holy hell sold me the delicious bowl of crack I was smoking when I thought that minding a 21 month old while 37 weeks pregnant would be preferable to / easier than two measly hours a day of … Continue reading →

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Big Boy Bed Injures Local Mother

Posted on 3/26/2008 by cheesefairy

We had been thinking for a while about moving Trombone from crib to bed. On the reluctant side, my brain argued: – he’s fine in his crib! – he doesn’t complain or climb out or anything! (I really thought he … Continue reading →

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Can’t Go Over It. Can’t Go Under It. Can’t Go Around It. Gotta Go Through It.

Posted on 3/19/2008 by cheesefairy

Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Who’s Crazier: Tyra or Trombone?” Hi there, Miss Tyra! Miss Tyra! why are you shrieking? Oh, the models are not fierce enough? You were hoping they would be fiercer? Well, maybe with a bit more … Continue reading →

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