Category Archives: funny

Who Needs Coffee More?

Phone rings. I see dentist’s number on call display. Me: Hello? Dentist’s office: Hi, Cheesefairy? Me: Hi! Cheesefairy – yes Dentist’s office: This is Dr. X’s, I mean, sorry, Y’s Office Me: That’s OK! Dentist’s office: 2 o clock? Me: … Continue reading

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Cutting Edge, Baby

This morning as we drove to SUPERSTORE!!! I switched the radio to CBC Radio One just in time to hear Shelagh Rogers on Sounds Like Canada interviewing some women about no-knead bread. SHELAGH ARE YOU READING THIS? I WOULD LIKE … Continue reading

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I’ve Got Gams that Won’t Quit

I am going to be America’s Next Top Model. The gas station attendant said so. We stopped for gasoline on our way home from picking up the catt on Sunday afternoon. He had been hiding at my parents’ place while … Continue reading

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MY HUMPS R YRONIX

Alanis Morrissette is fucking awesome. And this title courtesy of Saint Aardvark, who has been visiting the LOLCATS a little too frequently. We do what we have to to get by. Don’t be haterz.

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Useless Skill Set

My first real job with a salary and benefits was with a software company. I was hired to fill in for a receptionist who went on maternity leave. It was a bit of a leap, as my previous work experience … Continue reading

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