Category Archives: outside

What Not to Do

If, over the weekend, your coffee grinder stopped working and all you had in the house was coffee beans but it was a coffee emergency! so your Aardvark and his brother, who was staying the night, went to get emergency! … Continue reading

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Canada’s Next Top Pole Dancer!

OMIGOD everybody! the Miss Poledance Canada competition is going to be in Vancouver on March 29th! No, no, no, zip your pants back up, it’s not an exotic showcase. It’s FITNESS. FITNESS, y’all. It’s a way for women to get … Continue reading

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Mama’s Big Day Out

I think it was a year ago when I first heard our premier, Gordon Campbell, announce to the province at large that it was time to Have a Conversation on Health. Ostensibly, he wishes to solicit the opinions of the … Continue reading

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I TOLD You Guys I Needed A Car

Otherwise how would I have gone to Value Village and bought these curtains? HMMMMMM?

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Most Banal Ever

You know what? Time goes faster when you have a car. It makes sense – after all you are moving faster. I am astounded that it is already Wednesday. Ho! I have been driving on big roads and small; I … Continue reading

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