Category Archives: idiots

Pretty Damn Creepy, Actually

Posted on 5/10/2005 by cheesefairy

Harper and Duceppe, the new Wonder Twins (or are they boyfriend and boyfriend?) attending a holocaust memorial. Didn’t anyone ever tell them to pay attention and face front? Are all our elected officials just a bunch of whiny kindergarteners who … Continue reading →

Posted in idiots, people | 4 Comments

Where Have All the M&M Gone?

Posted on 5/7/2005 by cheesefairy

The M&Ms in the Star Wars ads tell me I can choose the dark side or the light side. But when I go to the store (oh, many stores. not just one store did I try. looked, I have.) all … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, idiots | 3 Comments

Killing Me Softly With His Song

Posted on 5/6/2005 by cheesefairy

I was sitting still, digesting my chili cheese dog and I heard the unmistakeable wail of Bono and the Gang. Thinking it was the stereo of a car driving up Thurlow heading for the U2 concert, I ignored it. (Oh … Continue reading →

Posted in idiots, music, television | 2 Comments

I Need to Tell You Somethings!

Posted on 5/2/2005 by cheesefairy

1. There are ducks. In the pool of water that decorates the building on the northwest corner of Thurlow and Melville Streets. There are two big ducks and many little ducks. Oh! The ducks. 2. It is raining. Don’t drive … Continue reading →

Posted in ducks, idiots, television | 3 Comments

Anti-Inflammatory? Thanks – I’ll have NINE.

Posted on 4/29/2005 by cheesefairy

This morning, jaunting to work, jaunty jaunty. Looked left. Hissed at 24-hours paper guy. Looked right. Growled at Metro paper girl. Ignored Dose hustler because the Dose hustlers ignore me. I’m out of their demographic. Paper box catches eye: “Jail … Continue reading →

Posted in idiots, serious | 5 Comments