Category Archives: idiots

I’m Half Blooded! Check it and See!

Posted on 7/12/2005 by cheesefairy

Yesterday a man was being interviewed on the CBC Radio One Afternoon Show (Priya Ramu-less for weeks, now!) and on first listen I thought he was pleading with kidnappers to return his teenage daughter. Suddenly I realized he was pleading … Continue reading →

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Things I Love, In No Particular Order

Posted on 6/24/2005 by cheesefairy

1. My new doctor peforming my “annual” exam & pap smear. She was in and out so fast, I checked under her coat to see if she was actually a 14-year-old boy dressed up like a doctor. 2. Listening to … Continue reading →

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The Best Number of All

Posted on 5/31/2005 by cheesefairy

So far, Tim Stevenson (NDP) is still ahead of Lorne Mayencourt (Liberal) in the hotly contested riding of Vancouver-Burrard, after two weeks of counting and recounting votes from the May 17th provincial election. By how many votes? SEVENTEEN VOTES. I … Continue reading →

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Oh, this Boils My Coffee

Posted on 5/18/2005 by cheesefairy

When I came home from volunteering last night, Tim Stevenson, the NDP candidate for my riding of Vancouver-Burrard, had a clear lead. By the time I had eaten my KD and watched Gordo’s acceptance speech on mute (golden decade! moving … Continue reading →

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There are Over 20,000 Pores on Your Face! That’s 20,000 Chances to Glow!

Posted on 5/12/2005 by cheesefairy

I have watched The O.C three times now and each episode has begun with the dark-haired boy coming into the light-haired boy’s room and waking him to talk about relationship issues. Is it a homosexual subtext or is that the … Continue reading →

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