Category Archives: idiots

Distractions

Posted on 9/2/2005 by cheesefairy

A few minutes ago, I found the perfect distraction from news and tragedy: Puppy Boutique! It is the home of all dogs small and portable. (and! Expensive! $2K! though financing is available for Floridians.) They also sell clothing: “Some dogs … Continue reading →

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Totally Overblown

Posted on 8/28/2005 by cheesefairy

If you’re going to do laundry, DO IT. Don’t leave it to mildew while I wait for you to come back & move your shit around so I can do my own laundry. Pay attention! Wash takes 35 – 40 … Continue reading →

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How to Prevent Sleep

Posted on 8/1/2005 by cheesefairy

I was standing in line at the drugstore while the check-out clerk stabbed her cash drawer with a screwdriver, marvelling at Jude Law’s complete idiocy with women (I think what happened is he cheated on his fiance with the nanny … Continue reading →

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The Street

Posted on 7/30/2005 by cheesefairy

Random babble! A few weeks ago, Saint Aardvark and I switched rooms. Now I’m in the living room by the south window and he has managed to cram all 82 of his computers into the little “second bedroom” where I … Continue reading →

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It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s – Lorne Mayencourt!

Posted on 7/21/2005 by cheesefairy

Goddessa Smites: All y’all on the rumbly motorcycles. You scare small children and make buildings quiver. Also, after walking through the west end last night and being subjected to the same overcompensating Harley Davidson cowboy at several different intersections, Goddessa … Continue reading →

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