I was standing in line at the drugstore while the check-out clerk stabbed her cash drawer with a screwdriver, marvelling at Jude Law’s complete idiocy with women (I think what happened is he cheated on his fiance with the nanny who looks after the kids he shares with his ex-wife) when a picture of a baby on a magazine cover caught my eye, and then the magazine’s title:
Prevention Magazine: How to Get Pregnant!