Category Archives: television

Liberals = Forward!

Saint Aardvark is in America, (I know! They let him in! With that beard!) geeking it up for a week and I’ve gone bachelor. Currently eating a frozen lasagna (from M&M Meat shops – and it’s surprisingly tasty and yes … Continue reading

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I Know I’m 5 Years Behind

I have never until this moment seen Dora the Explorer. What an odd show. Does the whole “Dora asks the children out in TV land a question and then waits for the answer” thing work? Cause in the absence of … Continue reading

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And then 1985 Turned Itself Inside Out

What is startling at first glance is not that I have several fewer inches of hair or that what is left shines with a lustrosity reserved for those who have had their scalps massaged and conditioned with essential oils. What … Continue reading

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Spontaneous Combustion

I wasn’t going to watch The Tyra Banks Show today. I don’t very often watch The Tyra Banks Show. But a little bird told me that today everyone on the show was stripping down to their underwear and then it … Continue reading

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Snared

Tyra Banks is twice the size of FergieFerg. She reached down to hug Fergie after Fergie performed “Fergalicious” (Will.I.Am sang too. He sang the part that went “T to the A to the S to the T EY”) and it … Continue reading

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