Category Archives: television

Let The Record Show

You all know that I am simultaneously enthralled and horrified by Tyra Banks. I keep vowing never to watch her talk show again and then every day at 3:58 pm my hand moves to the remote as though my coffee … Continue reading

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I Might Swear a Little.

First, I read about the Pussycat Dolls making a reality show to choose the 7th Doll. I can’t even google for a link to this; when I did it the first time there were so many shows dedicated to keeping … Continue reading

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Get In My Belly!

I was afraid, as I approached the Tim Hortons, that the enormous group of ESL students would be going in ahead of me to complete their tour. I overheard their leader say, “This is a famous Canadian coffee shop. You … Continue reading

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Little Mosque on the Prairie – Kill Me Now

A modern Muslim man is telling his mother, via cell phone in an airline check-in lineup, that he doesn’t care if his father thinks his new plan will “bomb” or that leaving the law practise is “suicide.” He is overheard … Continue reading

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Hey! It’s Franklin!

I got up this morning and Saint Aardvark was still here. He’s lucky enough to have the kind of job where he can work from home, if need be, and apparently, need be today as a lot of the lower … Continue reading

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