Category Archives: television

It Just Hit Me

Posted on 9/22/2005 by cheesefairy

Do you suppose America’s Next Top Model is run in “cycles” rather than seasons as a coy way of referring to menstrooation? If so, why has a tampon commercial not yet been one of the challenges? I sure hope this … Continue reading →

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The Transformative Power of Bling

Posted on 9/22/2005 by cheesefairy

With the handy use of my personal video recorder, I was able to condense the bloated 2-hour season premiere of America’s Nextnextnextnextnext Top Model to 1 hour and 10 minutes. Handy, this, as I had foolishly made plans to go … Continue reading →

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Bargains

Posted on 9/21/2005 by cheesefairy

Is it wrong to buy someone a wedding present and then not give it to them? OK, what if it’s chocolates and it’s only PART of a wedding present? The other parts being less edible and more special? What if … Continue reading →

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Assorted Etc. with Top Hits!

Posted on 8/3/2005 by cheesefairy

Reality Shows I am Waiting for: Road Rage: a battle for the finish where the finish is another red light and the weapons used include the car horn, the stereo, the clutch and the cell phone headset. But mostly the … Continue reading →

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Watch ME Rock, Mr. Navarro! Watch ME!

Posted on 7/11/2005 by cheesefairy

I think half the contestants on Mark Burnett’s new slice O pie, “Rock Star,” are Carole Pope in disguise. You figure this show is made for me, right? Interested as I am in bad television and being a rock star? … Continue reading →

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