Category Archives: television

Dispatches from the Couch

Now, System of a Down, you know I love you. You know I embrace your krazy klezmer thrash prog whatnot. Shrieking “dis-ORDER! dis-ORDER! dis-OHOHOHORDER!” is how you express your true disgust for the downward spiral you see the world participating … Continue reading

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Kids Today!

“You could open a window for more freshness. Or you could just open your arms.” – from a commercial for Tide Special Outside Smelling Laundry Soap (or something) Not my arms, lady. I’d go with the window if I were … Continue reading

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This is for Y’all with Styrofoam Phobias

Last week, as mentioned, SA had a terrible flu. Luckily, our new couch arrived on Monday so he could test it out and get it all germy. I got an email from him when I was at work, said something … Continue reading

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Phase One: Complete Annihilation of Crows

Yesterday all our precious stuff went to a storage locker, moved efficiently by two young men, one of whom apparently looked like Joel Plaskett of the Joel Plaskett Emergency. (How have I never heard of this band? They’re pretty good. … Continue reading

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Think He’ll Get Any Work?

The Crappy – er, Canadian – Tire guy will no longer grace our nation’s airwaves with his unsolicited advice and smirky bearded face! Farewell, godspeed, whatnot. I can’t begin to tell you how happy this makes me, not only because: … Continue reading

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