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Think Me: Think Itchy!

Spoke too soon. Loratadine has abandoned me behind a dumpster in a parking lot of misery. Distracting myself from the itching, I came up with some other investigative, hard-hitting reports for the CBC & the Georgia Straight to explore. Think … Continue reading

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Dancing on the Corpse’s Ashes

The kids who inhabit the apartment below the GATS are dancing to the beat of the rhythm of the night. One just shook her arm out the window, “Stop! In the Name of Love!” style. And another, in a pink, … Continue reading

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Oh PS

Evil Doomsaying Italian Phrase for Today and Tomorrow (EDIPfTaT – fun to say AND spit!): “Mi prendi in giro?” Which means “Are you pulling my leg?” Actually it means “Are you pulling me around?” but you know. So maybe it … Continue reading

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Oh Mr. Sandman

The GATS is watching snowmobiling and there was just that commmercial with the guy and the toe-tag where he’s making a posthumous list of Things To Do and the last thing on his list is GET RIGHT WITH GOD and … Continue reading

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I’m Too Sexy for this Blog

I guess it’s true that real supermodels are not so super because of just their looks because after one episode of America’s Next Top Oh My God I Just Met Tyra! and a quick boo at these pictures of the … Continue reading

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