Think Me: Think Itchy!

Spoke too soon. Loratadine has abandoned me behind a dumpster in a parking lot of misery.

Distracting myself from the itching, I came up with some other investigative, hard-hitting reports for the CBC & the Georgia Straight to explore. Think Vancouver: Think Waterfront! will come to an end eventually, right?:

Think Washington: Think Volcano! (limited appeal due to the every-24-years explosion)

Think Tim Hortons: Think Doughnuts! (I don’t think there are nearly enough stories about Tim Hortons. And you could have a coffee-off between Timmy’s and Starbucks and you could have the fishermen at the Timmy’s square off against the bikers at Starbucks and it could be like West Side Story with an alley rumble and )

Think Teenager: Think Idiot! (this is the best long-term solution, I think, because this way they can incorporate daily news into the ongoing focus. I’ve been noticing that there are not so many coincidental stories about the waterfront, requiring an achy contriving of appropriate subject matter several times a day. By contrast, teenagers do stupid things almost every day. Easier to work with the curl you’ve got than to try and straighten the hair, yes?)