The GATS is watching snowmobiling and there was just that commmercial with the guy and the toe-tag where he’s making a posthumous list of Things To Do and the last thing on his list is GET RIGHT WITH GOD and that’s really weird when it just shines out at you from across the street on a Saturday morning. Kind of like that sign on Highway 1 East right before you go into the mountains & come out in Hope and the sign says “Prepare to meet God.”
OK. Check.
Also, he needs to put a shirt on. Confidential to: The GATS, cc to: Th’internet – you should get out more and do some of those sports you enjoy watching.
MeOW!
Today we are going to buy some shorts. Coincidentally, there was a commercial on my own TV for Old Navy Bermuda Shorts and they (the people in the commercial) were singing and dancing to FAME! but singing SHORTS! which is cute but the shorts, alas, are ugly and would look good on approximately 2% of the world’s people. Also they (the shorts) look like pants that got their legs cut off so just do it yourself and save yourself the hassle.
Cheesefairy’s fashion tips! Spring has sprung: cut off your pants!
I’ve no reason to be here. Till later.
XO Cheesefairy
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