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A shameful secret: for the last two days, I have been suffering from an inordinately intense craving for peanut M&Ms. See, when I crave sweet things, once every two years or so, I get the sweet thing in question, take … Continue reading →

Would anyone like to buy me this house? A pity it’s right on Broadway @ Slocan. But so pritty. So splendiferously pritty.

The Next Best Thing: what a crappy movie that was. I mean, it goes without saying that a movie with Madonna is bad, but Madonna singing “American Pie” at a graveyard? Yeesh! Diet Coke with lime, Havana rum and a … Continue reading →

Tumultuous days! Geared up this morning, stuffed it all in my backpack, necessary because of all the crap I now haul around. Why? Because it helps me cope. Discman (oh yes, I have joined the 21st century) & 18 batteries, … Continue reading →

The Sea Animal of the Moment, You write the caption, Funny/horrible/funny period story (because a day isn’t complete without one), An articulate deconstruction of “The Swan,” which I may or may not watch this evening, just to know my enemy, … Continue reading →