The Next Best Thing: what a crappy movie that was. I mean, it goes without saying that a movie with Madonna is bad, but Madonna singing “American Pie” at a graveyard? Yeesh!
Diet Coke with lime, Havana rum and a scoop of lemon sorbet, however = mmm. I don’t usually drink Diet Coke, but recently, this girl at a restaurant ordered a diet coke with FIVE SLICES (emphasis hers) of lime and I thought: Huh, that’s dedication! and then the next thing I know there’s Diet Coke with Lime on the side of a truck and in my local convenience store so I decided to try it.
It tastes like Aspertame. But that’s why there’s rum.
It’s Organ Transplant month! Hop on over to the BC transplant society (unless you don’t live in BC) and fill out the papers. Otherwise your liver could end up in a can at the grocery store like the “Liver Spread” we saw today. Contained Beef Liver, Beef Tongue, MSG and salt. Yeah, you’d want salt.
It’s strange to me, but only yesterday did it occur to me to sing “I like NICE DUCKS and I cannot lie” to the tune of “Baby Got Back.” Only yesterday! It was the nice qua qua ducks at Superstore River that helped me to this realization. Along those lines, here is a collection of boot-ays, mostly covered.
If I ever get married again, I want to do it at Heaven on Earth. Only $25,000 for the “Princess” Package. Look:
The bride and her brides maids will have the exquisite “Blue Room” for dressing and our elegant ivory and lace
“Bridal Chamber” to lounge in before the ceremony.
The groom and his groomsmen will dress in the “San Francisco Suite”. Both dressing rooms will have delicious snack
trays from our caterer.
Bridal Chamber! Snack trays!
Ceremony music is live, duet is live, (your choice of music). There is a trumpeter to add that special touch of majesty to the ceremony. A professional DJ till 11:00pm. You may desire live piano for dinner music and pre wedding music prior to the ceremony.
A trumpeter!
All of our cakes are custom cakes. The cakes in your package are the in the “Designer” category. There are many exciting options including gum paste flowers, or fillings, or false tiers, and layers for the groom’s cake or chocolate strawberries. You will meet with the decorator to plan these special cakes.
False Tiers! Groom’s Cake!
We hire a professional DJ who will interact with the crowd, accept song requests and add to the excitement of the evening.
Excitement!
ALCOHOL options are available at your request.
$25,000 does not include alcohol? What is wrong? I’d rather have alcohol than a trumpeter or a damn groom’s cake. Oh, I’m gonna be right ornery the 2nd time around. I don’t care if it’s just renewing our vows, it has to be PERFECT. I am a PRINCESS. On a PLANTATION.
Some squirrel notes:
The Albino Squirrel is watching you.
Squirrels: not just for breakfast!
In Brevard, NC, the white squirrel is quite a draw.
And, in case you need a vacation, there is a Squirrel Lover’s Club Celebration in Illinois, in June. Only $5! Includes something called a Squirrel themed putting contest. Hundreds of squirrels plan to attend. Special rates at the Super 8.
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