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I will Go Down with this Ship

The opposite of a cute shoe is this. Yep.

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Monkeys!

I lied. There are no monkeys here, except in my heart. Well, strikes are good, right? We love them, especially if they result in the consumption of better beer. I guess Gordo won’t be ordering them back to work, seeing … Continue reading

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A cheesefairy is a person in your Neighbourhood!

The people who ride transit with me every day are sort of like family. Now that I am on a regular schedule, I see them half an hour a day or more, five days a week; that’s more time than … Continue reading

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Polyp Catt

Oh! he’s got a blobby thing, a dangling thing hanging off the end of his chin – POLYP CATT There! he likes to run with it, bouncing it I think he’s impressed with himself – POLYP CATT never gonna stop, … Continue reading

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You’re my Favourite Mistake

Sign taped to the back of a car heading east on Grandview: No, Mr. Campbell, YOU cease and desist. Sign on a picketer at St. Paul’s Hospital: Fired by a drunk liar! Ah Gordo. You meant, well, right? You just … Continue reading

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