Monkeys!

I lied. There are no monkeys here, except in my heart.

Well, strikes are good, right? We love them, especially if they result in the consumption of better beer.

I guess Gordo won’t be ordering them back to work, seeing as he’s not allowed to drink anymore.

Also, I don’t think you can ban a person. Why would you fine people who don’t have money? I guess because you’re a “Liberal”.

It’s early. Reading the news so early is bad for the constitution.