Author Archives: cheesefairy

In Case You Have A Case of the Mooooondaaaaays

You should know that out there, in the world, exists something called Cheese, Bacon, Onion Bread. And I bought it, I ate it and it was good. Know this: All is not lost if people are making this bread for … Continue reading

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Kicking Calm: How I Learned to Embrace My Angry Side

I was at the dentist recently, having two teeth filled. He finished the first tooth, which he had drilled so deep I swear I felt my eyeballs cower in fear, and took his mask off. “Are you all right?” he … Continue reading

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My Reach Is Limitless

In November, 2006, I was the proud owner of too much hair and the proud new mother of a 4 month old baby. I was also participating in National Blog Posting Month and needed content BAD. I decided to get … Continue reading

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We Interrupt This Broadcast

Fresco is walking. It is truly terrifying and wonderful to behold, a 10 month old baby walking around like a little person. I don’t know who he thinks he’s fooling; he is still a baby to me, even if he … Continue reading

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2010 Olympics Here I Come!

I bought some ugly shoes yesterday. No, they are not “the real me.” I did not buy them because I wanted to get in touch with my non-vain, shoe-hating side. I bought them because they fit, they were on sale … Continue reading

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