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Five Fairly Good Things About 2010

Posted on 1/3/2010 by cheesefairy

1. 2010 adds up to 3, which is a factor of 9, which is my lucky life number. So even though 2009 looked like a lucky year, in fact it was not. Because it added up to 2. 2? Fuck … Continue reading →

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Sums

Posted on 12/30/2009 by cheesefairy

A year is an incredibly long time. Trombone is constantly asking how long things are, unmeasurable and unexplainable things like time and distance and whatever I answer he says, “oh that’s a long time.” For example, last week, “When is … Continue reading →

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Five Days In December

Posted on 12/27/2009 by cheesefairy

Five days off is the perfect amount. Could every weekend be five days? That would be so great. Because it takes one day to freak out about routines changing. The kids freak out, I freak out, SA freaks out. Then … Continue reading →

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Big Sloppy Shane Kisses to You All

Posted on 12/24/2009 by cheesefairy
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Notes From Mother’s Journal: To The Doctor’s Office And Beyond

Posted on 12/18/2009 by cheesefairy

I do have a new doctor all lined up. I have not yet met him. 1. I am lazy, 2. All we wanted was flu shots and it seemed simpler to go to the doctor I don’t like rather than … Continue reading →

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