Author Archives: cheesefairy

Hey fake-tan lady in the skintight white leather pants and pointy snakeskin boots! Your dog wouldn’t need to wear a goretex jacket lined with polar fleece if you had let it keep its fur. Also, if it was bigger than … Continue reading →

“It fits much better in the front when it’s on properly than it does when it’s back to front.” – Saint Aardvark about his t-shirt. Saint Aardvark’s Dad sent me this story about the Hairy Leg Festival in Whitehorse. Apparently, … Continue reading →

You see, my other post about the shoes of the Finance Minister on Budget Day was titled Shoes! Part 17. but I just counted and it was actually Post #22 that mentions shoes. Finance minister Ralph Goodale wanted to update … Continue reading →

You Are Socks! Cozy and warm… but easily lost. You make a good puppet. What Crappy Gift Are You?

I am not the only one who sees the Peter Griffith/Michael Moore thing. Spanish people see it too. If you have a sleep debt, isn’t it against the law for collection agents to call you at work? Thanks a lot, … Continue reading →