Author Archives: cheesefairy

The GATS is watching snowmobiling and there was just that commmercial with the guy and the toe-tag where he’s making a posthumous list of Things To Do and the last thing on his list is GET RIGHT WITH GOD and … Continue reading →

I guess it’s true that real supermodels are not so super because of just their looks because after one episode of America’s Next Top Oh My God I Just Met Tyra! and a quick boo at these pictures of the … Continue reading →

I am listening to radio paradise and I heard a song I liked (Suzanne is Perfect by David Hopkins) so I went & looked at the page with all the info about it and I saw something called “String Quartet … Continue reading →

Tonight I found blog ideas, which gives you ideas to, uh, blog about. Here goes. Alternate uses for crayons. sealing wax stick them up your nose at a wedding colouring on your fingernails after you’ve painted them with white-out you … Continue reading →

To begin: does anyone but me find the concept of- or perhaps just the phrase – “Fish Taco” really gross? Why is this? Next: Saint Aardvark is subjecting us to Independence Day for the 17th time. (The remote control is … Continue reading →