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Oh, THAT Mark?

The one on my forehead? That’s from banging my head into the window at John Fluevog’s store on Granville Street after spotting the new shoe about which I will obsess until it is no longer a) the perfect shoe or … Continue reading

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This Morning I Laughed

While I waited for a light to change, swatting at the free papers with my bayonet, I observed the following: A 24-Hours Paper Guy thrust his wares at an approaching businessman. The businessman reached into his shirt pocket and countered … Continue reading

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Love! It!

Tomato Nation. It may not be very nice but it is very, very funny.

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Things I Love, In No Particular Order

1. My new doctor peforming my “annual” exam & pap smear. She was in and out so fast, I checked under her coat to see if she was actually a 14-year-old boy dressed up like a doctor. 2. Listening to … Continue reading

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Gross N’ Delicious: A Memoir

Yesterday I tasted the “Bacon n’ Egger” at A&W. Though I usually decry anything that has “N” in its title, the deliciousness was so overwhelming that I have been downstairs to eat more of them almost every hour on the … Continue reading

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