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The Transformative Power of Bling

With the handy use of my personal video recorder, I was able to condense the bloated 2-hour season premiere of America’s Nextnextnextnextnext Top Model to 1 hour and 10 minutes. Handy, this, as I had foolishly made plans to go … Continue reading

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Bargains

Is it wrong to buy someone a wedding present and then not give it to them? OK, what if it’s chocolates and it’s only PART of a wedding present? The other parts being less edible and more special? What if … Continue reading

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Oh, YES!

A giant colon is coming to town. For tours!

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Empathy Tools for the Foul of Mouth

This morning Co-worker B said: “What is this e-mail? It doesn’t make any sense! Why ask more questions when you should just answer my question? What’s wrong with people? You know?” I replied, “Hell yes; you send a damn e-mail … Continue reading

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I Share Because I Care

Saint Aardvark: La la la: afternoon delight! Stupid song. Stuck in my head. Me: Stop! Hammertime! SA: [bows head, laughs] Me: [dances best version of Hammerdance possible while still sitting down] SA: It could be, it could be like, like, … Continue reading

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