I Share Because I Care

Saint Aardvark: La la la: afternoon delight! Stupid song. Stuck in my head.
Me: Stop! Hammertime!
SA: [bows head, laughs]
Me: [dances best version of Hammerdance possible while still sitting down]
SA: It could be, it could be like, like, instead of JINX when you say the same thing as somebody? You could say: Hammertime!
Me: Yeah, yeah, and then you’d have to dance…
SA: Yeah, the person who didn’t say “Hammertime” has to Hammerdance!
Me: Yeah! And you should always have Hammerpants in your backpack! Just in case!
SA: Yeah!
[laughter and attempts at Hammer-arm-waving]
[pause]
Me: Oh, we’re not overtired. Not us.
SA: No, not us.