Author Archives: cheesefairy

The Glass is Half Full. Of Rain.

Posted on 1/9/2006 by cheesefairy

This morning dawned with our 22nd straight day of rain. And not wispy, curly hair enhancing rain but sideways, driving rain. Dark, gloomy rain. The insides of my jacket pockets are still wet from Saturday’s quick walk to the grocery … Continue reading →

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Grade 12 is Licking My Neck. Make it Stop!

Posted on 1/8/2006 by cheesefairy

So I’m making lasagna, which involves many pots & pans and me being in the kitchen for a long time. As I often do, I turn on the radio to the top 40 station for some mindless noise while I … Continue reading →

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I’ve Got Nothing for You People

Posted on 1/4/2006 by cheesefairy

Home! The catt is playing with a dusty peanut. Every once in a while he looks up from batting it across the floor and gives me a pitiful glance, like, “you won’t even play dusty peanut hockey with me? you … Continue reading →

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Never Travel In First *

Posted on 12/29/2005 by cheesefairy

This morning, after a discussion about what year it was when Cher sat on the cannon in her knickers and wailed to the US Marines about time, its fleeting nature and her itchy crotch, I used the internet to find … Continue reading →

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Perhaps I Should Look For Financing

Posted on 12/23/2005 by cheesefairy

And so: Cheese Financier Cake.

Posted in cheese, funny | 2 Comments