Author Archives: cheesefairy

A Mental Affair

Recently I became aware that “Beverly Hills 90210” is on television every day at 3 pm, on a new station called “TVTropolis.” (formerly known as “Prime” or “Channel 48”) It seems that all day on TVTropolis they broadcast the crappiest … Continue reading

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Pineapple Head

I like reasons. If I can’t find a reason for something, I will make one up and woe betide you if you challenge it. So the concept of “crazy pregnant cravings” has rankled since the beginning. Just ask Saint Aardvark, … Continue reading

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What’s Cuter than a Baby?

A puppy! And ducks!

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Dispatches from the Couch

Now, System of a Down, you know I love you. You know I embrace your krazy klezmer thrash prog whatnot. Shrieking “dis-ORDER! dis-ORDER! dis-OHOHOHORDER!” is how you express your true disgust for the downward spiral you see the world participating … Continue reading

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It’s My Variety Show and I’ll Write What I Want

Question Does it count as “nesting” if your house is untidy and you feel no desire to clean it but you are set to drooling when you smell cleaning products? Or is that a late-stage craving? I seriously want to … Continue reading

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