Author Archives: cheesefairy

Inspired?

Nope. I mean, there’s war. There’s some asshat stabbing people downtown for no (good) reason. (but it looks like he’s been caught) There’s this guy on CNN every day and for some reason it’s always him when we’re flipping channels. … Continue reading

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So ich eröffne den Blog

Loosely translated: Thus I open the Blog Stolen from this guy. I love umlauts. (especially heavy metal umlauts.) So much so that I prefer to refer to Trombone’s pet ookpik as an “umlaut.” Well, he doesn’t know. As long as … Continue reading

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In Other News

I am sad to report that Trombone displays a strong preference for Van Hagar. No son of mine, etc.

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The Moon is Full. THAT is the Reason.

This is a song called Thursday. It goes a lot like Wednesday. Make up your own tune; I’m tired. Wake up feed baby change baby feed baby some more burp baby (baby whines during this part because he thinks I … Continue reading

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Could One of You Nice People Please Go to Medical School? Thanks!

Wednesday, August 16th phone rings, Dr. Dude’s office Receptionist: Dr Dude’s office? Me: Is Dr Dude still taking new patients? I saw on the College of Physicians and Surgeons website that he is… Receptionist: Er, yes? Me: Great! I would … Continue reading

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