Author Archives: cheesefairy

Canada’s Next Top Pole Dancer!

Posted on 3/24/2007 by cheesefairy

OMIGOD everybody! the Miss Poledance Canada competition is going to be in Vancouver on March 29th! No, no, no, zip your pants back up, it’s not an exotic showcase. It’s FITNESS. FITNESS, y’all. It’s a way for women to get … Continue reading →

Posted in outside, sex | 17 Comments

Mama’s Big Day Out

Posted on 3/23/2007 by cheesefairy

I think it was a year ago when I first heard our premier, Gordon Campbell, announce to the province at large that it was time to Have a Conversation on Health. Ostensibly, he wishes to solicit the opinions of the … Continue reading →

Posted in outside, serious | 1 Comment

Surprisingly Progressive

Posted on 3/22/2007 by cheesefairy

As you all know I have a car now. I drive all over. It’s what I do. And in the car I have a radio (ee ii ee ii O!) so I press the pre-set buttons constantly until music comes. … Continue reading →

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Walk Me Through This, Armstrong

Posted on 3/18/2007 by cheesefairy

Yesterday, while I waited for my pasta to cook, I removed the necessary ingredients from the fridge: butter milk hot sauce cheese and suddenly noticed what I had not noticed before: a list of ingredients on the cheese wrapper. Milk, … Continue reading →

Posted in cheese, trombone | 6 Comments

It’s a Clear Night. I Stared at the Stars for a While.

Posted on 3/14/2007 by cheesefairy

Would someone please tell me that the baby that has been screaming for hours every night and each time he wakes will only settle for me, no longer for his father, is going to go back to what so recently … Continue reading →

Posted in trombone | 6 Comments