Author Archives: cheesefairy

Trucking. Got my Chips Cashed In

Oh my word. Parenthood is kicking my ass. But today I got to say to someone whose baby is 20 days younger than Trombone, It will pass. In three weeks, he’ll be back to normal. That felt good. We have … Continue reading

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MY HUMPS R YRONIX

Alanis Morrissette is fucking awesome. And this title courtesy of Saint Aardvark, who has been visiting the LOLCATS a little too frequently. We do what we have to to get by. Don’t be haterz.

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Joy

This is how I feel when I go on the swings, too. Except I have all my teeth.

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Three Thoughts from the Road

– Y’know, sir, your bumper sticker “I’m only speeding because I have to poop!” would be a lot funnier if you weren’t driving 30 kph. No, no, it’s not a school zone or anything. It’s just a regular road, in … Continue reading

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What Not to Do

If, over the weekend, your coffee grinder stopped working and all you had in the house was coffee beans but it was a coffee emergency! so your Aardvark and his brother, who was staying the night, went to get emergency! … Continue reading

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