Author Archives: cheesefairy

Who Needs Coffee More?

Phone rings. I see dentist’s number on call display. Me: Hello? Dentist’s office: Hi, Cheesefairy? Me: Hi! Cheesefairy – yes Dentist’s office: This is Dr. X’s, I mean, sorry, Y’s Office Me: That’s OK! Dentist’s office: 2 o clock? Me: … Continue reading

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Blue Moon

I’m used to feeling completely worn out and lazy in the throes of rainy wintertime. But in May? Gay, glad, sunny, funny May? WTF, dudes. Today, Trombone and I watched a bulldozer rip up part of the parking lot of … Continue reading

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Cutting Edge, Baby

This morning as we drove to SUPERSTORE!!! I switched the radio to CBC Radio One just in time to hear Shelagh Rogers on Sounds Like Canada interviewing some women about no-knead bread. SHELAGH ARE YOU READING THIS? I WOULD LIKE … Continue reading

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Baby I’m-A-Want You

I was going to post this yesterday and then I got wrapped up in the last 3 episodes of Gilmore Girls, like, EVER and then it was 10:30 so I went to bed. I only really got into Gilmore Girls … Continue reading

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I’ve Got Gams that Won’t Quit

I am going to be America’s Next Top Model. The gas station attendant said so. We stopped for gasoline on our way home from picking up the catt on Sunday afternoon. He had been hiding at my parents’ place while … Continue reading

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