Author Archives: cheesefairy

Blood Friday

No, I am not bleeding. But monkeypants shares her story of first blood here as inspired by this hilarious post by supersecretvault. (I don’t know her so I don’t feel comfortable calling her by her first name, lest I risk … Continue reading

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Dear This Year; Love, Last Year

(The gift of good humour is enclosed.) First, last year’s post, which includes the following paragraph: “…Some people are born to be accountants and some people CAN do it but prefer not to and some people can learn just enough … Continue reading

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In Sunnier News

I am drinking an organic ginger ale. Actually I am done drinking it and now I have the distinct flavour of bandaids (TM) in my mouth. Not that I have ever licked a bandaid but that flavour is at the … Continue reading

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Critical Mass

Back in the day I read the horoscopes of Tim Stephens with a fine-toothed comb every week. “He is the BEST,” I swore up and down. “He KNOWS THINGS.” But for the past 6 months, every time I think to … Continue reading

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Regular Dispatch From Behind Closed Eyes

A friend mentioned yesterday that it was always interesting when I posted during my last maternity leave. I think that this is likely an exaggeration on his part, as it was not always interesting to be me in that year … Continue reading

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