Monthly Archives: October 2005

Three Things (not a meme)

First-of-all-y, it’s Lilah’s birthday! Welcome to the world, baby! Second-of-all-y, I’m adding to the public record that NEXT Halloween I want to be the A-Team. No, not alone. I need the rest of the A-Team too. So think it over. … Continue reading

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Things I Can’t Help Doing

– muttering in a sing-song voice to people on the street dressed in camoflage: “I can see you! Your camo isn’t working! I can totally see you!” – squealing “puppppppy” like a demented 3 year old every time I see … Continue reading

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Your job. MY job.

I used to work closely with photocopiers and the toner dust is still caking my many tracts. Because of this, people often bring me their photocopier concerns. Often, I can help, which is an upside. I like to help. The … Continue reading

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Question!

Apparently there is some sort of situation taking place in our nation’s capital. The civil servants must have masking tape on their mouths or have their cheeks gummed with toffee because they are unable to pick up the phone and … Continue reading

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Because I needed to Post Something just to Prove I was Still Here, But I Couldn’t Think of Anything to Say

This little gem was one of my “saved posts” with the title “T-shirts I Would Design if I Had a T-shirt Factory.” (along with “Why is your bike so loud?” and “Keep Right!” which are actual t-shirt style slogans as … Continue reading

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