This little gem was one of my “saved posts” with the title “T-shirts I Would Design if I Had a T-shirt Factory.” (along with “Why is your bike so loud?” and “Keep Right!” which are actual t-shirt style slogans as opposed to the sentence below. Don’t worry, I will probably never have a t-shirt factory.)
Worth remembering: If the threat level is at “manly queer eye guy” it’s safe to go out. But when the threat level is at “that effeminate queer eye guy” better stay home and drink Bellinis.
The best part is I have no idea if Queer Eye is still on tv or if people care about it so this joke could be, like, 2 years old in joke-years and now I am the biggest loser in the hemisphere. Har har har: does Alf ever go to the hairdresser? And the threat level thing? SO very 2003. Whooooop, I am a golden god of comedy.
Let this be a lesson to you. Purge your saved posts periodically or you’ll resort to trying to salvage some meaning out of them and end up taking up valuable space in the internet, which only has so much space to offer before it pats its gut and says Nuh uh, I’m full, thanks.