I Just Don’t Get It, Wally

I was just flipping through radio stations, seeking music that has a good beat because Trombone likes to dance in the morning. And on the country station, a cover of “Life is a Highway,” identical to the original except that the man singing it sounds more like a muppet, less like Tom Cochrane.

Uh. Were you all out of poodle-shaped toilet paper covers to crochet? Because I can’t imagine a less productive endeavor.

Trombone is studiously ignoring it in favour of his book with page after page of animals to identify (the four main classes are “Cow,” “Dog,” “Cat” and “Duck.”)

And the radio man just said, “I think they should put up posters of Paris Hilton and underneath it should say ‘Please spay or neuter your dog’.”

How fantastic. Off to find some bhangra.