Someone was wondering if Elvis had 45 lbs of fetus in his colon. That person asked google and it showed up in my referral stats, so now I’m aware that this question exists. It hurts my head. Even though I’m pretty sure the asker meant “feces” (if the other google results provide any clues) – the question is out there now. It’s real.
I am going to drink some coffee and try not to think about it. I suggest you do the same. But come back later – I have a real post – not one about the reproductive/digestive tract of the late, great, possibly hermaphroditic Elvis Presley – in the works. (yep, in the works – coming down the pipe with 45 lbs of fetus chasing it I mean, WTF? Internet?)
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