1. Go to E-How.com (you may remember this from my last post as the place where you can learn how to purchase and give a 4th anniversary gift.)
2. Search for something. We tried “pooping,” just to see what would turn up. What turned up was “how to house-train a horse.” Apparently this can be done. And then you can find out “how to build a pet-door for your horse” and then you can find out “how to train your horse to use the pet door.”
3. Read the step-by-step instructions.
4. Especially read the red “warning” section at the bottom of some sections. Eg: for the “How to cut your nose hair” section the warning is, “Cutting the inside of your nose hurts. Be cautious with the scissors.”
5. Laugh.
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