Path to fun:
1. This page now.
2. Scroll down to the “m”s and choose “Maniac”.
3. Time to karaoke with the alternate lyrics below. Get up on your chair and dance, dance, dance like you’re a tired welder who moonlights as our premier…er…an exotic dancer with big hair! Don’t forget to rip the neck of your sweatshirt!
(Golden) Maniac
Just a big-city man on a saturday night
with his pants just a little too tight
got behind the big wheel of his SUV
Fred and Cathy say he’s CRAZY
didn’t think about the taxpayers here in BC
didn’t think about his constituency
didn’t think at all ‘cos he was all drunk
he was feeling free and EASY
He’s all for business getting big
He helped us win an olympic bid!
He has trashed what little social justice we had
He’s a maniac! maniac! and he wants more!
He’s got golden decade fever in his fore (brain)
He’s a maniac! maniac! at your door!
He will only show his face where there’s support.
Now he’s out on the road in a fancy bus
Waving his arms out the window at us
He won’t stop, spend some time, defend his policies
I’m thinking that he’s LAZY
He’s running scared, losing steam, what’s become of his team?
Seems like all of his best friends are gone
Can he rule with a fist that has turned into mush?
Or will they call him PANSY?
He wrecks hospitals and schools
Won’t observe the golden rule
Makes his party look like fools
With him in the lead
He’s a maniac! maniac! with no boss
He can do whatever he wants – and screw the cost!
He’s a maniac! maniac! make him pay
Vote for Not The Liberal party on election day.
(that’s May 17th you know)
(and don’t forget the STV)