Picture it: a grocery store lineup. There are three people in line; one is being served, one is you, one is the guy behind you. A cashier comes up behind you and says, “Ma’am, I can help you at the next till.” You are pleasantly surprised but before you can pick up your basket full of half-price ice cream, ( Sarah? Are you listening? The Breyers is half off at Supervalu) the guy behind you muscles past and puts his Breezeway full of lettuce on the rolly thing. The cashier says, “I’ll get the lady behind you first, sir,” and the guy says, “And why is that?” and the cashier says, “Because she was next in line,” and the guy says, “And?” and the cashier says, “…” and the guy says “Fine,” leaves his basket of lettuce and storms out as though somebody tried to stick a saliva-wet finger in his ear. He was about 5’9″, 40ish, neat, dark beard and glasses. Give him a kick if you see him. Probably he’ll be trying to buy lettuce.
Coincidentally, there is a story on Marketplace or possibly Venture tonight about the Death of Customer Service. I heard a preview with Tricky Rick Cluff on Friday morning.
Headline!
The Making of America’s Next (next, next, next) Top Model, comes back on March 2. MARCH 2! As always, Silent Queue was the one to tell me.
Digression!
I think Andre 3000 and Courtney Love should get together. I think they would really settle each other down.
LOL!
PS: Holy crap! this website that I came across while looking for the perfect photo of Courtney. So many pink flashing everythings! But I cannot deny that if I had a pink flashing everything I would totally show the world, just like this girl. Or this one!
Hello, Lipgloss Whores? I totally didn’t get your invitation to join & be your friend! But MY Favourite Lip Gloss is Definitely the Bonne Bell Espresso-yo-self. For Sures.
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