Learn from History, People!

The Monterey Aquarium obviously is not taking into account the very real threat of captivity-held great white sharks (see: Jaws 3D – The next Dimension is Terror! for proof of this) who go crazy and bust through the glass walls and kill all the tourists.

C’mon! Sure it’s a cute, cuddly 4-foot baby great white shark now. But someday, it will want revenge on its mama’s death by crazed fisherman and it will be eating the seal exhibit and the stingray display in one big gulp and then it will come for the photo-op-ing politicians. The only way this can be good is if the politician is, say, GW. Let’s start calling him “chum,” just in case.

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