Fishing with tent poles.
PS: I went back for The Shoes and when I tried them on again, the right foot was bigger than the left.
1. WTF? Isn’t that, like, totally backwards? It is for me anyway.
2. Because of the too-loose fit, they were not so comfortable.
Not to be swayed, I went out into the mall and found other Keen sandals on sale – though not as deep a discount – and in my size and both feet fit equally well. Preliminary research indicates they fall somewhere in the low to mid-shock category so I’m keeping them. If you see sparking along Highway 1, that’s me. Or Saint Aardvark’s brain short circuiting from the noise emanating from the back seat of the car.