Good!

June 8: there could be a cooler day but I have yet to discover it. Not only is la petite banane due on June 8, bringing her(?) unique perspective and adorableness to this uncertain world, but Jim White has a new album slated for release on June 8. Jim White is one of my heroes. The following lyrics are from the new album, which I just learned is called

Drill a Hole in That Substrate and Tell Me What You See

If Jesus drove a motor home, and he come to your town, would you try to talk to him? Would you follow him around? Honking horns at the drive thru. Double-parking at the mall. Midnight at the Waffle House, Jesus eating eggs with y’all. If Jesus drove a motor home…Buddha on a motorcycle, Mohammed in a train. Here come Jesus in the passing lane…

Does it get better than Jim White? I don’t think so. Not today.

Burt’s Bees makes a product called Avocado Hair Butter. I put some on my hair and now I wish I could eat my own head.