Last night, in a surprisingly tension-free Runway Battle (try that, Iron Chef) Yoanna came from behind with her perfect face to beat the hiney of the adorable Mercedes in The Making of America’s Next Top Model. The best part is that for another year I don’t have to hear Tyra say, in her squeaky little-girl voice “I have XX beauuuutiful girls standing before me. But only twoooooo of them will go on to compete to be America’s Next Top Model.” I will be glad not to hear that anymore. And no more scary, pointy Janice Dickinson, America’s First Supermodel gone terribly, terribly wrong.
Poor, nerd-cum-hottie Shandi got eliminated. It may not be the year of the nerd after all. But it’s okay because she came so far AND her boyfriend forgave her for her infidelity with the Italian boy. That’s all she really wanted; that and not to work at Walgreens anymore.
I’m two for two in Cheesefairy Predicts the Winners. I will make myself a certificate and put it up somewhere.